My Husband Grew Too Big!

My husband (looking disappointed and sad): "Hon, i think i really really really grew fat already."

Me: "Why? What made you say that ?"

(My husband opened up his polo)

My Husband: "Look at my undershirt! It doesn't fit anymore and my belly button's showing already..."

Me (laughing my heart out already): "Honey, that's my shirt you're wearing!"

Foot Fetish

What's with the foot?!

A few years back I went out with this guy I got to know through friendster. Very decent, charming, professional and all that (Hello, T***y! - if you're reading this). We became good friends and dated several times. Afterwhich, i found out he's got a foot fetish!

Look at the photo...that's basically what T***y did to my toes! Ha ha ha. That's what he loves doing! Geez..... Creepy for some, yucky for most, but when you get sucked on your toes, it's a totally different sensation and experience! You feel like a goddess a bit but you feel weird out more. Ha ha ha....

Upon learning about his big secret, I called my close guy friend who goes way back Psych days, E***n.

Him:"You got fuc**d through your toes!"

Me:"Huuuwwhhaaatttt!?!?!?!"

Him:"normal guys get turned on and finish off by you know what, guys with foot fetish get turned on and finish off with the object of their fetishes..."

Me:"Huuuwwhhaaatttt!?!?!?!"

Him:"....I have a fetish as well.....armpit fetish...."

Me:"Huuuwwhhaaatttt!?!?!?!"

My Nephew Moshe

Here are more recent photos of Moshe - my one and only thai-filipino pamangkin. My sis recently bought a new camera that takes multiple shots at one click (awesome!). I'm sure, my sister is still on a "photographer mode" up to now.

Moshe: Say that again, Mr. Green

Mr. Green: Mr Red down there would rather be a tomato!
Mr. Red: Hmp!!!

He seems proud of something...Hmmm....Oh, yeah, he knows he looks cute and perky in his outfit. This is probably his `you won't be able to resist my cute little boy look' mode.
He he he

They say you can't put a square peg in a round hole.
But a cute little boy will do.

PinoyExchange and Showbiz

Lately, my husband and I got interested in checking out forum sites. Hell, if you want to see `freedom of speech' in action, go to forum sites like that of pinoyexchange. Hahaha. Man, some people can be really articulately cruel. And the articulates and sarcastic guys always win and losers usually sort of lose face and either change their usernames or go somewhere else never to set foot again on that forum. It's quite addictive if you have fascination for showbizness or if you are fan of someone. It's like watching E! news, daily top 10 and local showbiz talk shows in one. As for registering and posting our own messages there, well that's not our cup of tea. But who knows, one day, it might interest us to take a more active role in rooting up for our well-loved pamangkin. He he he...

Funny Poopoo Problem

Last time i got constipated was around 1998 and it was pretty easy back then to just take a dulcolax and flush the problem away. A few days ago, it went on again and this time was terrriiiibble....really. I didn't want to take any medicines because i'm really trying to get pregnant and i'm not sure if I'm pregnant. Anyway, it was only a few days ago that i realized that when you don't get to poopoo, you die. It was hard to walk, hard to breathe and basically hard to do pretty much everything! Ha ha ha. You even get splitting headaches - for real! Anyway, after two days and 1 dozen yakult, apple juice, liters of water, and good old fashioned oaks later, i got healed! Wuhoo!!! I was in lala-land when i bid farewell to that poop. Man, it was so black. Flushed and down he went....

Enough with blogging laziness. I have to start writing again to keep my creative juices flowing - er in that direction. Lately, i got focused on sewing and pattern making. I tried to learn via reading articles on the internet. I found out later that you need tools to make great patterns. Hmm... am still mulling over buying these new hobby stuff. I might lost interest once everything is up on my face again.