Funny Poopoo Problem

Last time i got constipated was around 1998 and it was pretty easy back then to just take a dulcolax and flush the problem away. A few days ago, it went on again and this time was terrriiiibble....really. I didn't want to take any medicines because i'm really trying to get pregnant and i'm not sure if I'm pregnant. Anyway, it was only a few days ago that i realized that when you don't get to poopoo, you die. It was hard to walk, hard to breathe and basically hard to do pretty much everything! Ha ha ha. You even get splitting headaches - for real! Anyway, after two days and 1 dozen yakult, apple juice, liters of water, and good old fashioned oaks later, i got healed! Wuhoo!!! I was in lala-land when i bid farewell to that poop. Man, it was so black. Flushed and down he went....